Ever observed an ortho surgery? Let me tell ya, it’s a doozy. Kind of like the board game ‘Operation’ but with instruments from your dad’s tool kit. Medicine meets carpentry, you could say.
Don’t worry, these photos are breakfast-friendly and are just of the casts being put on:
Anywhooo I just dropped in to tell you that the back-to-back Doublemint surgeries by Doctor Frank went swimmingly! No more bowed legs over here, thankyouverymuch!
I feel like a proud father running around in my scrubs all excited-like shouting “TWINS!” If only I had some baby blue bubblegum cigars to pass out. Or perhaps some champagne?
Alrighty. I’m going to go change out of my comfy scrubs now, even though I don’t want to.